Monthly Archives: February 2013

we’ll cut straight into the front of the line // tmi tuesday #19


Happy Tuesday everyone! Yes, I know I should blog about new things, but given my limited Internet access, TMI Tuesday is about all I can manage. This week’s is all about the rest of the Internet! And some other stuff.

1. Do you write/manage another blog?

Several, actually. I’ve hopped around different blogging platforms as they rose and fell. I’ve also had a lot of other Internet-related interests, particularly – ahaha – fandom. I currently run a couple other blogs for personal and work-related issues, but I can’t share them until I take some precautions so this blog doesn’t get traced back to me.

2. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us why they are on your blog roll.

I have a very small blogroll, since I only add people when they ask or for giveaway purposes. I meant to add more of interest, but I am very lazy and very busy.

KissinBlueKaren – I love Karen. Her reviews are actually useful, and she includes a lot of personal content as well. All around cool. And awesome.

Lucid Obsession – Her reviews are short and sweet, but what I really love is her sharing interesting tidbits – random positions, amazingly hilarious messages from OKCupid…

Skin & Lace – Like Karen, I added her because her blog was mostly personal content. Not just commercial stuff and reviews, but a lot of things that made her relatable and real.

3. Look around your blog, tell us about two pages or links you want us to visit, be sure to provide a link to them in your answer to this question.

UMMMMM – to be honest, there’s not that much to tell you about. You should watch these videos, but only because they’re awesome and hilarious, not because of anything special I did. And if you really want to learn stuff about me, you should read any/all of my TMI Tuesday entries.

4. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?

Never shared? No, not really, I share all my interests somewhere. Three that I don’t talk about much here are: dancing, manga/anime, and jewelry-making. I love dancing and wish I had more time for it (and could afford the classes/lessons it would take to make me really good). I actually have started reading a lot of hentai since I find erotica and porn to be a little disappointing (I’ll start reviewing all three “soon”). And the last is really just a hobby, though I have been debating making it a full-time thing for awhile. Mostly now I make myself jewelry to go with my fancy dresses for fancy occasions like weddings.

5. What’s your current obsession?

Getting back into anime and taking care of my hair and skin. I don’t really have strong obsessions, they sort of ebb and flow more than anything else.

Bonus: Has blogging helped or hurt your sex life?

Hmmm… I would say helped. I’m much more open to talking about it, and while this hasn’t really helped me in the dating department, I’d say that sex is more satisfying now, whether with a partner or alone. I mean, I certainly have no evidence that blogging has hurt my sex life.

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but when you smile at the ground // giveaway

Another giveaway to blog about this week!

Tina over at Travel Nurse Toybox is giving away a Jollie Deluxe with gold sparkles from Chavez Dezignz! These beautiful toys are handcrafted and made with silicone. They have a completely unique shape based upon the female anatomy and allow for other toys to be used simultaneously, and have amazing girth. The deluxe ones are filled with beautiful designs like puffballs and Valentine’s sparkles, but you can also get them in lovely solid colors.

Seriously, these beauties are amazing. I have been wanting to get my hands on one for months, but cannot decide on the perfect decoration or the $200 a deluxe Jollie will cost me!

You can enter to win one from Tina to celebrate her birthday here! The entries are very easy and only one requires a Facebook entry.

Good luck!

no one else could do it better // tmi tuesday #18


Hello everyone! I hope this Tuesday finds you well. This week’s TMI Tuesday is about filling in the blanks. I worked really hard to come up with a way to make that dirty, and failed miserably. Oh well. Maybe next week.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be comfortable in bed.

Which, by the way, is totally true. Sinking into a nice mattress and sheets is one of the best things ever.

But okay, more in the spirit of the question – I’m the type of person that likes to be submissive, spread out and used, worn out in bed.

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would die of embarrassment.

Actually, I think I misread the question. That’s just if the sexiest person I can think of propositioned me.

If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would flirt and be coy while taking off my shirt.

3. The worst part about the lights being on when I am naked is you can see everything.

I have this weird thing about lights on during sex. I can’t stand it. Sex during the day, while it’s naturally light, is fine. But I just don’t like having all the lights on at night. I have no idea why. Snuggling is fine with lights on, fooling around is fine with lights on. As soon as my clothes come off though, I expect the lights to get dimmer. In fact, even if my clothes don’t come off, I expect the lights to go off too. Which is totally weird since I don’t mind walking around naked during the day, but hey. We’re all a little bit crazy.

4. I regret my first reciprocated love.

It’s really sad to me to think that I regret loving. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that a little part of me does regret it. I’d loved before but it ended horribly and was overall just a mess. Despite all the problems I could see, I let myself fall in love again with someone who said they loved me. I still believe they did (do), but given the way he ended things I can’t help but wonder sometimes if he really meant it. I know he did, and I know I have only myself to blame because I knew there was no future and no way out but to be hurt, but I think that’s why I regret it. I knew better, but I did it anyway. I was asking to get burned. And I can’t believe I was that stupid. I deluded myself into thinking that because he loved me he’d change his mind about us. I wanted it so badly that I ignored all common sense and good judgement.

I don’t entirely regret it. I don’t even wish it hadn’t happened, because it was magical and special and wonderful and everything that I’d been waiting my whole life to feel. But there will always be that twinge of regret because I let myself get so caught up.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was being on top.

To be honest, I’m not entirely convinced I do like it. But I like the response it gets from guys.

6. Recently, I sexted/sent naughty pictures to someone.

That requires no explanation 😉

Bonus:   You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

Enjoy it? I don’t really see the point of trying to escape, it’s not like they’re trying to kill me. I’m sure they’ll let me go when they’re done with me, and it doesn’t sound like there will be any lasting damage.

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i confess you are the best thing in my life // tmi tuesday #17

Good morning everyone! Time for this week’s TMI Tuesday!

1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.

Well… scripts are weird, I think, but that’s different. I’ve played around with verbal roleplay, with lots of fun dirty talk based on a given scenario, but nothing more. I can’t wait to have costumes :3 And to find new scenarios, we only tried a couple different ones that I really liked. But roleplaying is something that requires trust, so I think I’d need to find the right partner to try it with.

2. What scenario piques your interest most? Why?
a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.

All of the above? Anything that seems like it would be fun and sexy is fair game. I can’t really think of a “playful and fun” scenario right now, but I’m sure there’s one out there for me.

3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?
a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell

You’d think I’d like the other two, given my penchant for power play… but no. They just don’t seem as comfortable. I like the thought of being taken roughly on a soft surface.

Or. Well. Then again…

4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer

I think I’d like the a and c too, but handcuffs and a tie really get me excited. Perfect for a workplace fantasy. And probably all the others I can come up with too.

5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?

a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore
Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!

b. Kinky Cook
It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.

c. Naughty Maid
Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.

d. Doctor Love
Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.

e. Frisky Fireman
A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.

Cutest outfit and the most power potential. Of course I can clean that with my tongue…

Bonus:  Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.

My partner and I once dirty-talked our way through a really hot teacher-student fantasy. There were a series of tasks I had to complete to raise my grade (which I’m pretty sure was artificially deflated) that resulted multiple orgasms. (For him, not me.) We also enjoyed some boss-secretary and employer-maid play. But I don’t kiss and tell too much.

Unless you ask me nicely.

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there’s always one thing that i’ll know // giveaway


Yes, I will post for TMI Tuesday tomorrow, but for tonight, have another giveaway post! Personally, I hate Valentine’s Day (it’s easy to when you’re single), but it’s awesome because everyone is hosting pretty amazing giveaways.

I’ve pimped Blue Karen’s giveaways before here, and I’m here to do it again! Everyone, EVERYONE, knows that I love lingerie. It makes me feel sexy and pretty when I don’t otherwise, plus it’s just a lot of fun to have. Even if no one sees it, you know what you’re wearing and how amazing it is. Luckily for me (and all you other lingerie lovers), Madame Liberty is teaming up with Blue Karen to give away the winner’s choice of one of three bra and panties sets! All of the three choices are gorgeous, but my personal favorite is the one pictured above, Spice Bazaar. I just love the colors and the intricacy of the pattern, and may even buy myself a set if I’m not the lucky winner!

You can enter here – the first entry is easy! After that you’ll need either Twitter or Facebook, but only 3 of the entry methods require Facebook.

Good luck!

uninvited, no one knows // tmi tuesday #16


Happy Tuesday! This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are incredibly boring, but I’m answering anyway since I need the motivation to keep posting. Let’s fill the empty time!

1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?


2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?


3. Have you ever had anyone else (friend, mom) say a piece of your furniture was inappropriate because it was clearly for sexual purposes?


4. Do you have a piece of furniture that has a stain caused by bodily fluids (baby vomit not included)?


5. Do you have anything in your beside table you wouldn’t want your father or mother to know about?

No. My bedside table is just a table, so there’s no “in” to it.

6. Do you own any exercise equipment that is useful for sex?

I… don’t even know what that means. I have 2 weights, a beat-up yoga mat, and a pair of running shoes.

7. Aside from your bedroom, what room do you have sex in most often?


8. Do you have any electronics (TV, stereo) etc in your bedroom that are on during sex?

I don’t have any electronics in my bedroom besides a clock.

Here’s hoping for a better next week!

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