if you promise not to fade away // tmi tuesday #15
HA! I’m totally here for TMI Tuesday! This week’s questions hilariously ask you to describe something using a title.
1. Describe your or a lover’s penis with a movie title.
In Good Company.
Okay, I swear, I’m done with the lame jokes. (Apparently I learned something from him.)
While You Were Sleeping. Totally my favorite movie ever, by the way.
2. Describe your pussy or a lover’s pussy with a movie title.
I have significantly fewer bad jokes and puns for this one. The Last Kiss.
3. Describe your last sexual encounter with a song title.
“Give a Little More” by Maroon 5.
4. Describe your body with a song title.
iTunes came up with a lot of hilarious options for me, but this is my favorite: “Like This” by Wonder Girls.
5. Describe your sexual appetite with a book, song, or movie title.
Hahahaha! “Good Time” by Owl City feat. Carly Rae Jepsen.
Bonus: Recommend your favorite sexy, sensual or kink oriented book.
I’ve been reading hentai recently because I personally like the mix of visuals and words (as opposed to all words, which sometimes get awkward and… let’s face it, weird) with pure fantasy, since there are no real people involved. Velvet Kiss sets a pretty high standard, in my opinion, for quality art and story. Yes, I swear there’s a story. And it’s pretty good.
That was surprisingly brief. And easy, once I looked through my DVD collection and stopped thinking about vaginas and Apocalypse Now.
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